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londonergb Registered User Posts: 2 (9/28/07 5:34 am) Reply	ABOUT CATS AND DOGS-all resemblance to real events and carac hello to everybody.. .let me tell you a tale as a way of introducing myself Once upon a time there was a female puddel/breed of dog/ whose offspring was taken away by its master.In order to satisfy her instinct somehow she/the puddel bitch/ stole the only pup of the young shepperd bitch that was living next to her...issued a quarrel and a fight but due to her experience and innate cunning , /she managed to bring the help of other animals against the young and inexperienced shepperd,/ the puddel bitch won.at first she was happy but soon the little pup started to feel uneasy in her grasp...somehow he knew,despite his undeveloped faculties that he is not a puddel but rather a different breed of dog...like the one with the tail between her legs living next door... the puddel stepmother thought that with a good beating she will be able to correct the pups behaviour but helas,it only further distanced the pup's heart it grew lonely and restless and kept looking towards his mother next door... then the cunning puddel bitch came to a "genial" idea "listen"-she said,-"I am gonna tell you the truth!" -What truth,said the pup-I really have enough of you terrorising me on this breed subject! -Indeed my child ,answered the fake mother, You were right that you are not a puddel,BUT THE TRUTH IS YOU'RE NOT A SHEPPERD DOG EITHER! YOU ARE ACTUALLY A CAT! -A CAT?!-the pup's jaw dropped ahter this last revelation -how comes?! -well look at yourself in the mirror -answered the cunning puddel -and here I have got for you an old picture of a cat for comparison,can't you see how much you look like him? -hmm..the little shepperd -made puddel answered-what am I supposed to see?! -but dont you see you have fur and he has!... -oh yes that's true -said the pup with dismay; -you also have four legs and two ears and two eyes like the cat and shall we continue?a tail behind and a hole in the ass and so on and so on... I am sorry I hid the truth from you untill now but you were a baby when I took you ,i had to wait a bit in order that you were able to handle the facts.AND BY THE WAY HERE IS THE CUP THAT WAS NEXT TO YOU WHEN I FOUND YOU-said the stepmother and pushed towards the little dog a cup with an old barely inteligible writing on it"CAT'S MILK". The pup took the cup as the only possesion he has on earth and went on his way... -MIAOW!!!-an angry voice said-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CUP!!? it was the old cat living next door; -What do You want?! Barked at her the pup showing his teeth ; -What are you doing with my cup?! it's mine! let go of it! at once!! -listen stupid animal-replied the pup this is my own cup ! it was found exactly on the spot where I was born and it even bears my name on it as a proof !IT SAYS "CAT'S MILK"!!THEREFORE ITS MINE!!! -ARE yOU AN IDIOT OR WHAT?! miawled the cat in dismay; -can you see that you dont look at all like a cat?!!how can you come with such a claim?!! -Well ,-answered the little pup -I have four legs and a tale and two ears and two eyes and a hole in the ass like all cats!isn't that correct?!-replied the dog and by the dismay he read in the cats eyes he tgough he was winning the argument; -All mammals have that you little idiot-miawled the cat with increasing anger;-but this doesn't make you a cat!You are a @#%$ DOG!GET IT?! CATS MIAWL AND DOGS BARK TO START WITH!!!Give me back the cup now it bellong to my cat grand-grand-granddad-cat !!!its a family relic! -this last argument surprised the dog at first...did my poodel stepmother tell me a lie?! he though ;-it is true that I BARK and this thing next to me MIAWLS !- but wait a minute he went on again suddenly coming with an idea-if miawling and barking is the criteria you put on HOW CAN YOU PROVE THAT MY ANCESTOR THE ANCIENT CAT DIDNT BARK? -I can't believe I am having this conversation!!!miawled the astonished cat;-YOU ARE A DOG LIKE ALL OTHER SPANIELS AND MONGLES AND PITBULLS AND MOST OF ALL YOU ARE AN EXAT REPLICA OF THE SHEPPERD BITCH NEXT DOOR!!! -I AM A CAT!I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A CAT,ALTHOUGH A BARKING ONE!!!-replyed the pup ; At this moment another barking came-My son !!!my dear son!!!I cant believe the horrible puddle let go of you!! come to mummy at once!!!I waited so long for this moment!!-it was of course the shepperd bitch next door... -what did I tell you ?-miawled the cat-here she comes for you!your real mother!now give my cup back and go to her!!! -@#%$ YOU ALL!!BARKED THE MADDENED LITTLE DOG!!LET GO OF ME AND MY CUP!! I AM A REAL CAT, THIS CUP IS MINE AND ALL I ASK FROM YOU IS TO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! -DEAR SPECTATORS THIS CRAZY STORY CONTINUES EVEN TODAY AND IT SEEMS WILL LAST FOREVER....

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