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DiggityDogtheHobbit
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(5/15/05 8:22 pm)
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Boredomness!
Yesh...I was VERY bored...so I decided to do this


Chapter 1-That's not Milk...
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In a little white house in America, things were happening. But that's not what this story is about. In another house, somewhere else, life was going on, and people were eating breakfast.

Duo: *munching on a waffle*

EK: *walks downstairs, yawning*

Duo: Good morning EK!

EK: Gah... *get's some cereal and bowl out of the cupboard* *get's some milk as well and get's hismelf a bowl of cereal* *starts eating* This milk tastes funny...

Duo: It's not Milk.

EK: What is it...?

Duo: Wel-

EK: *interupts him* Nevermind. I don't want to know. I'm going to school, you should too.

Duo: Meh...

EK: *leaves via the front door* *or tries to* Hey...the door won't open!

Duo: ...turn the nob.

EK: Oh, right. *leaves*

Duo: *waits 'til he's gone* *drinks the not-milk*

*Outside*

EK: Good god, could today suck any more? *sigh* Nope...things are as bad as they can- *get's hit by the school bus*

???: BUAHAHAHAH-*coughhackcoughcough*-HAHA!

Blade: *was lounging on the lawn* Eh? Who're you?

???: ...I'm...???!

Blade: The hell?

???: You see, my parents were stoned. But the drugs gave mthe abillity to make busses run people over!

Blade: Oh...interesting. Want some lemonade?

???: Sure!
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Chapter 1 end

Ayuh, short, random, and stupid. I know. It'll get better! I think...

Edited by: DiggityDogtheHobbit at: 5/15/05 8:30 pm
ChaosMage Duo
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(5/16/05 5:11 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Chapter 2-The funeral of EK
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We find our "heroes" in a funeral parlor. Amongst the guests are Duo, Blade, Gilly, Majin, and ???.

???: Man...I'm bored...

Mity: *is the priest* -and that he has moved on and is in a better-

Random Person: JUST SHUT UP!

Mity: Right-o. And that concludes today's funeral.

Gilly: *crying and hugging Blade* He didn't deserve this! WHYYYYY?!

EK: WAIT! I'M NOT DEAD!

Gilly: *beating with a shovel* Yes. You. Are.

Everyone else: O.o

Gilly: Right, so, who's up for ice-cream? I made it myself! *holds out a bowl of what looks like a mixture of crushed plastic, aluminum, and some of Duo's "milk"*

Duo: I'll pass...

Majin: Same.

Mity: *inching away when he's struck by a bus*

???: HAHAHAH-*coughhackcough*-haha!

Mity's Ghost: What the hell was that for?!

???: You're a minor character. I can kill you!

Blade: ...*stares at the stuff in the bowl* *sigh* In the interest of getting laid...*takes the bowl*

Majin: PAN! DON'T DO IT! IT'S NOT WOOORTH IT!

Blade: O.o *starts eating* AGH! THE RAZORBLADES! MY GUMS!

Gilly: I added them in for flavor.

Blade: Yes...ow...that's...ow...nice...

Gilly: ^_^

*meanwhile*

???: *arguing with Mity's ghost*

Majin: *watching*

*ALL OF A SUDDEN, DUO IS KIDNAPPED! COULD THIS BE THE BEGGINING OF A PLOT?!*

Majin: I sure hope not...

Chapter 2 End
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ChaosMage Duo
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(5/16/05 5:54 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Chapter 3-The plot forms (god help us)
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Gilly: OHMIGOD! THEY TOOK MUNCHKIN! WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!

Blade: *puking up blood on the floor* Gah...swallowed...razor blade...

Majin: *shakes his head sadly* Told you it wasn't worth it, Pan.

Gilly: *blink* Poor Blade! Munchkin's kidnapping has upset him so! But don't worry! We shall get him back!

Majin: ...actually, I think he ate your ice-cream.

Gilly: There's nothing wrong with it! I feed it to my gold fish!

Majin: You mean the dead gold fish?

Gilly: ...Right, well, I'll go call an ambulance. Majin, ???, go save Duo-kun!

Majin: do we have to...?

Gilly: Yes. Or I'll force-feed you ice-cream.

Majin: GAH! YES MA'AM!

???: *sigh* Fine...

*party formed!*

Majin, Level 1 Pan Warrior,
Equipment: Breadstick, Loaf o' armor.

???, Level 2 Bus Driver
Equipment: 133t skill.

*The two proceed to walk out and follow the trail left behind by the kidnapper*

Majin: Hmm, apparently his body is acidic...

???: No...that's not it...I know who did this! Quickly! Follow me!

*9 hours later*

???: We're almost there!

Majin: NO! WE SPENT THE LAST 9 HOURS FIGHTING RANDOM BATTLES!

???: *sullenly* Fine! Lead the way! Smart guy!

Majin: *leads them back to where they began* *takes a step to the left* *see's someone standing over Duo, holding a knife* STOP RIGHT THERE!

Figure: *turns around*

???: Just as I thought! Bandicoot guy!

Bandicoot: Indeed! It is I! And I shall slay the guardian of literacy and kill grammar and spelling!

Chapter 3 End
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ChaosMage Duo
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(5/16/05 6:44 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Chapter 4-The Staff of Ban
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*While Majin and ??? sought Duo, the ambulance arrived*

Jr: Outta the way! I'm saving lives!

Gilly: *blink* Jr? You drive the ambulance?

Jr: Yep! Cool, ain't it? *loads Blade up* Come on Gilly! Off to the hospital!

Gilly: Yippee! Roadtrip! Roadtrip!

*And so the two set off towards the hospital, along the way they saw Adam beating a newb with a staff, and being as she'd hit every other pedestrian along the wya and didn't want to ruin her record, Jr swerved to hit him*

BATTLE START!

Adam, Power Abuser, level 16 vs. Ambulance

Adam: *splat*

Jr: Whoohoo! 16!

Gilly: Wow! He really splatted!

Jr: Yeah!

*Suddenly, a plain-wood staff with the word BAN on the side in red letters fell through the roof and into Gilly's lap*

Gilly: OOOH!
Automated Voice: You have received an item. Please pay 8 million gil so I can tell you what it-

Gilly: Open wide! *begins feeding the voice her ice-cream, damned if I know how*

Voice: AHH! NOO! ALRIGHT! It's a Staff of Ban! A very rare item!

Gilly: OOH!

Jr: YAY! WE'RE AT THE HOSPITAL! *stops suddenly*

Blade: *goes flying through the windshield*

Jr: Dangit! 5th one this week! Well, come on Gilly, let's go see if they can save him!

Gilly: Alright! *runs out and picks Blade up*

Blade: MY INSIDE! THEY BLEEEEEED! AHHHH! THE PAIN!

Jr: Ah shut up ya big baby. *kicks him in the balls*

Blade: *proceeds to faint*

Gilly: Poor baby. I'll have to make some more ice-cream just for him. I wonder how Majin and ??? are doing...

Chapter 4 End
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ChaosMage Duo
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(5/16/05 7:45 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Chapter 5-The first boss battle.
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*continued from Chapter 3*

Duo: *gasp*

???: *gasp*

Majin: ...That's it? Here I thought you had something cool planned. Oh well. Guess it's up to us to kick your ass.

BOSS BATTLE BEGIN
Majin, Pan Warrior, level 1/???, Bus Driver, Level 2 vs. Bandicoot, n00b, level 5

???: Watch out for his abillity Stupidity!

Majin: ...Stupidity's an abillity?

???: He's so stupid he has the abillity to drive people insanej ust by talkin-

Bandicoot: U R WRON! is 133t u b pwned!

???: AHHH! OH GOD! IT'S AWFUL!

Majin: YEAH! WELL I'LL PWN! PAN POWERS ACTIVATE! *turns into a piece of bread*

Bandicoot: Ooh, fresh baked. *proceeeds to eat most of Majin*

Majin: AHHH! OH! IT HURTS! MY INNARDS! NUUU!

Bandicoot: *puts down the half eaten piece of bread* Mmm...

???: Right, for all that is literate, I will defeat you! GREYHOUND DASH! *a series of greyhound busses run Bandicoot over*

Bandicoot: OW! U R A BADE PEARSEN!

???: NUUU! *collapses on the ground, convulsing, blood coming from his ears*

Bandicoot: HA! I WIN!

Tonberry: ~Not so fast, fool~

Bandicoot: Huh?

Tonberry: ~I am Tom. The Tonberry. Prepare to die.~

*several minutes of bloodshed later*

Majin: *is back in his human form and propping ??? up* Thanks Tom.

Tom: ~Don't mention it. I've always hated him. Wanna go get a drink? Your buddy looks like he could need it.~

Majin: Sure.

*the two walk off, Majin dragging ???*

Duo: Hey...guys...I'm still tied to the pole...guys...GUYS! HEY GUYS!

*several hours later*

Duo: Wow. I'm finally fre- *hears rustling in the bushes* ...huh?

Bunny: *creeps out of the bushes*

Duo: SWEET! EASY EXP!

BATTLE START!
Duo, Guardian of Literacy, Level 1 vs.Bunny, level ?

Duo: HA! *draws the Word Sword (Yes, that's terrible, leave me alone) and the Dicshield*

Bunny: O.O

Duo: Oh get your mind out of the gutter, dic as in dictionary.

Duo: Anyway, *SLASH!*

Bunny: *jumps up and begins biting the crap out of Duo*

Duo: AGH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! *runs away*

*the next day...*

Majin: Ah...my head...Jesus, I feel like I got hit by a tru- OH DEAR GOD *realises he's lying naked next to an equally unclothed woman, roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale*

Tom: ~Better then me. I woke up next to a galapagos turtle~

Majin: ...*shudder*

???: *screams from down the hall* GRANDMA?!

Majin: ...GAH! TOM! QUICKLY! REMOVE MY BRAIN!

Tom: *starts walking towards Majin...*

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Edited by: ChaosMage Duo at: 5/16/05 7:46 pm
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(5/17/05 1:00 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
lol! this is great, Munchkin! I love it! keep it up!

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Schizoid:         Moderate        
Schizotypal:         Very High        
Antisocial:         Low        
Borderline:         Moderate        
Histrionic:         Moderate        
Narcissistic:         Moderate        
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ChaosMage Duo
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(5/17/05 1:44 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Chapter 6-Lobotomizied

Gilly: *sitting at the house with Tom, Duo, and a drooling, apparently brain-dead Majin* YOU DID WHAT?!

Tom: Well...I cut his brains out...but there really wasn't much in there. And it's not as if he used what little he had.

Gilly: Yeah, I guess your right

And so the matter was dropped.

Duo: *playing Timesplitters* GILLY! MAJIN'S DROOLING ON ME!

Gilly: Be there in a minute, Munchkin! I'm cooking dinner.

Duo:...uh, I'm goin' to Ixi's house for dinner...

Tom: ~Oh, how bad can it be?~

Duo: It put one of our friends in the hospital with internal bleeding.

Tom: ~Ah...okay...I think I'll go hunting tonight...~

Duo: Yeah...Somebody get Majin offa me! I've already taken a shower today!

*later that night...*

Gilly: *sitting at the dinner table, alone except for Majin* *sniffle* My cooking's not THAT bad! Is it Majin? ...Majin?

Majin: *was force-fed two servings*

Gilly: ...Oh well, if you'd rather play dead then eat my food, it just means more for me!

*meanwhile, with Tom and Duo*

Ixi: *crying*

Tom: ~Is she always depressed?

Duo: Yeah, pretty much...

Tom: ~Oh well...the soup's goo- IS THIS TURTLE MEAT!?~

Squirt: *looks up from where she was reading*

Vince: *in the kitchen* ...Oh @#%$...

Squirt: *runs into the kitchen and begins to brutally beat Vince* I ATE THAT YOU BASTERD!

Nikki: *laughing her ass off*

Duo: Right, so, shall we leave?

Tom:~Yes...~

Nikki: I'll go with you!

And so our heroes venture out into the world, with a new character to boot! But what will happen to poor Majin? Will Gilly's food ever get better? And what happened to ??? Do we even want to know the answer to that question? We'll have those answers and more next time on YU-GAY-H-

Blade: *turns the story off* I hate that show. Men were never meant to dress like that.

Chapter 6 end.

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(5/17/05 3:45 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
It's hilarious Duo, well done! I wanna be in it!!! XD


Life is good,
SIT ON IT!!!

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(5/17/05 6:10 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
GREATEST.
STORY.
EBAR.

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(5/17/05 10:26 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Random Author's Notey Things: Wow. I'm suprised that people like this. Thanks to everyone that's posted a comment, you all get cookies! *hands them out* To anyone who feels execluded, don't worry, you'll be worked in. Oh, and be careful with Save Stat on Emulator's. That's about it! On with the chapter!

Chapter 7-Naziaga!
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Tonight we find Gilly in the Ambulance with Jr. Deja vu anyone? Anyways, this time it was for Majin.

EMT: Miss Jr!

Jr: What? *hits an old lady* HA! 10 POINTS!

EMT: This man! He doesn't have a brain!

Jr: ...so? Neither does Gilly. Or any of my other friends.

EMT: ...Well, that's true. Also, he appears to be dead.

Gilly: Well of course he's dead sillies! That's why I called you!

EMT: ...right, well, hopefully they can do something at the hospital.

Jr: *hits a woman walking across the street with a baby* HA! 50 POINTS! NEW RECORD!

*several hours later in the hospital waiting room*

Blade: *recently released*

Gilly: Want some chocolate, Blade?

Blade: Did you make it yourself?

Gilly: Nope! Jr gave it to me!

Blade: Oh, okay the- Wait! Jr? Uh, no.

Gilly: Why not?

Blade: Remember my birthday?

Gilly: Yeah! I remember your present. I-

Blade: Uhm, yes, not in public, dear. Anyways, remember the cake Jr made?

Gilly: Yep!

Blade: It had 6 pounds of rat poison in it -_-

Gilly: ...so?

Blade: *sigh* Nevermind...*sits down*

???: *suddenly runs into the room, screaming*

Jr: What's wrong with you?

???: It's my Grandma! He...she..IT'S after me!

Jr: Huh...?

Micahel Jackson: *walks in* Where are you, me pretty little sugar lum-EWW! GIRLS!

???: AHHH!

Gilly: AHHH! *hides behind Blade*

???: Why're you scared? Your a girl!

Gilly: Oh yeah, your right.

Blade: *ducks behind Gilly*

Jr: Oh, I'll handle this!

BATTLE START!
Jr, Chat Nazi/Administator, Level 50 vs. Micahel Jackson, Freak, level ?

Jr: Prepare to say your last swear! Naziaga! *huge bolt of Clean, wholesome, family entertainment hits Michael Jackson*

Michael Jackson: Aww! The kiddies! I feel the images of there naked bodies empoweri- AHH! A GIRL! COOOTIE- Oh, image gone. Now! You will die, hideous female varmint! *starts to sing*

Jr: AHHH! I CAN'T STAND IT! *brain pops*

Blade: AHH! WE MUST STOP IT, GILLY, ???!

???: Right! Let's go!

PARTY FORMED!

Blade, Bladerness level 3,
Equipment: Blade of Lies, Armor of (Un)Truth

Gilly, Cast-o'-matic level 2
Equipment: Staff of Ban, Skimpy, Seductive Skirt.

???, Bus Driver level 2
Equipment: (Not so) 133t skill

BOSS BATTLE START!

Michael Jackson: *takes on look at Gilly's Skimpy, Seductive Skirt* NOO! I'VE CAUGHT THE COOTIES! I MUST BE AHNILATED BEFORE IT CAN SPREAD! *tears off his nose to reveal a self-destruct button* *hits it*

Gilly: Jr! Jr! Are you alright?!

Jr: Naziaga...failed...me...*dies* *her spirit becomes a blue crystal*

Gilly: *sobbing*

Mity's Ghost: *appears, dressed in woman's underwear* What's going on?

Blade: O.o don't...want...to know.

Mity's Ghost: AHHH! NOO! *sucked into the crystal, half of which becomes yellow* *crystal fuses to the end of Gilly's Staff of Ban, turning it into the Scepter of Ezbread*

Blade: Well, I'll be damned. Majin's gonna love that thing.

???: ...Right, so...shalle we pretend the whole Michael-Jackson's-my-grandma thing never happened.

Blade: Sure, just promise to scrub my brain clean someday.

???: Sure. Will she be alright.

Blade: Yep, watch. Gilly! Guess what!

Gilly: *turns around*

Blade: *hands her a straw*

Gilly: *delighted* YAY! *begins to play with it*

And so another dilemna draws to a close, ??? is back with his "friends" However, this battle will give Blade nightmares for the years to come, and ??? can only thank the protective fog of alcahol to keep him from racking up millions of dollars in therapy....

???: *starts to remember what happened* AHHHHHHHH! NOOOOO! *falls to his knees...Cloud style*

Blade: If you die, I get your computer....

Chapter 7 End

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(5/17/05 11:54 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Duo... If you die, I get your computer. XD!


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(5/18/05 12:02 am)
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Re: Boredomness!
*in fits of laughter*

a skimpy seductive skirt?! lol! who would fall for that?

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(5/18/05 3:42 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
I thought I was gonna be in Chapter 7...


Life is good,
SIT ON IT!!!

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(5/18/05 4:22 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
Perhaps YOU ARE!

??? could be YOU or YOU or YOU *pointing at absolutely nobody*

Oh, and the skimpy seductive skirt? mmmhmm.

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(5/18/05 4:33 pm)
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Re: Boredomness!
^_^ duo that was great! very entertaining and a little bit strange...good work!

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It's about learning and adjusting for the good of everyone else.

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Re: Boredomness!
Trig, calm down, Son.

SON'D


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