BlackWarrior is an awesome City Moderator, spending a majority of his time in the Casino. Some have dubbed him the "Casino God". BlackWarrior is also a good roleplayer who participates in the plot often. His character is a member of the Knights of Chaos. He has become a critical part of DC.
RPG Plot News
BlackWarGreymon was subdued by the final Spirit Guardian, Magnamon. RhodoKnightmon and the rest want to take the Spirit Warriors on a fieldtrip into the upper layers of the Digi-Core... sounds like fun..
Belphemon showed up at Accurumon's base to challenge the Digidestined to a rematch... It's already killed one...how many more will fall?
Well good sweet lord. The Dinos are now looking to terrorize the Digimon Villages. Man, this seems to happen a lot...
Perhaps in better news, there are a lot of strange nights in the Barren Wastelands. Does that mean anything?
General Board News
This RPG is now closed.Thank you for all the time that you dedicated to it to make it an awesome place to play and visit.
Thank you Staff! You have been the best Staff that we have ever seen, and DC would not have survived without your awesome work.
Thank you, members! You drove us crazy! It was loads of fun being your servants! Thanks for being so awesome!
Also visit the Digimall to get an update on the ReCall of the Digital Morpher Item
Admin Announcements
The Brotherhood Admin's
Announcements
Date: 4/28/05
Welcome to the Number 1 RPG on Ezboard!:
Congratulations to all the players who made this possible. Seriously...from the lowly members, to the high and mighty admins, this accomplishment is for you.
Have you joined a plot topic yet? The plot is heating up, and if you don't join now, then you'll miss all the stuff! So JOIN A PLOT TOPIC OR SUFFER!
The board will start the official transfer on May 30th (this date is pending, depending on whether Ezbread gives us any more days of Gold). Please back up your profiles, so they will be easy to be transfered. Also take note that you should NOT post at the new version of Digimon Chronicles if you accidentally find it.
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Admin Weapon-- The Mallet of Doom
Online Indicator(AIM only)--
Email Address--
mistonexv@yahoo.com
Current Mood-- Ready to Work!
Working, working, working.....
Hey I closed Tara training (V.v) Not a high point of my day since it was one of my brain children..... Also working working on the LV Levels
Let's see... what else have I done.. oh right I changed my Username to BeautifulSansai! That's BeautifulCalamity to you...
Whew I'm getting worn out by admin work.... I need a vacaition.
Lalala...Time I updated this, huh? Well, so far I've been of little help to DC. I'm hoping(alot) to change that. I've just been promoted(*smiles* Yay me!) and I've got MUCH more time...for now. I don't know how much work I'll have, but I've got all weekend to mess with stuff ^_^ Hopefully I'll be on more often to help all you newbies! Awww...so cute!
Go vote at my poll in the Poll Lands...I want to know your opinion on an idea some of us cooked up!
Make sure you check out the (newer) plot in the barren wastelands! Who knows what's gonna happen there?
Also, look up the Kajiro Arena! It's a special arena for you all to beat the living snot out of each other! Fun, eh?
Boredomness!
Yesh...I was VERY bored...so I decided to do this
Chapter 1-That's not Milk...
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In a little white house in America, things were happening. But that's not what this story is about. In another house, somewhere else, life was going on, and people were eating breakfast.
Duo: *munching on a waffle*
EK: *walks downstairs, yawning*
Duo: Good morning EK!
EK: Gah... *get's some cereal and bowl out of the cupboard* *get's some milk as well and get's hismelf a bowl of cereal* *starts eating* This milk tastes funny...
Duo: It's not Milk.
EK: What is it...?
Duo: Wel-
EK: *interupts him* Nevermind. I don't want to know. I'm going to school, you should too.
Duo: Meh...
EK: *leaves via the front door* *or tries to* Hey...the door won't open!
Duo: ...turn the nob.
EK: Oh, right. *leaves*
Duo: *waits 'til he's gone* *drinks the not-milk*
*Outside*
EK: Good god, could today suck any more? *sigh* Nope...things are as bad as they can- *get's hit by the school bus*
???: BUAHAHAHAH-*coughhackcoughcough*-HAHA!
Blade: *was lounging on the lawn* Eh? Who're you?
???: ...I'm...???!
Blade: The hell?
???: You see, my parents were stoned. But the drugs gave mthe abillity to make busses run people over!
Blade: Oh...interesting. Want some lemonade?
???: Sure!
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Chapter 1 end
Ayuh, short, random, and stupid. I know. It'll get better! I think... Edited by: DiggityDogtheHobbit at: 5/15/05 8:30 pm
Chapter 2-The funeral of EK
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We find our "heroes" in a funeral parlor. Amongst the guests are Duo, Blade, Gilly, Majin, and ???.
???: Man...I'm bored...
Mity: *is the priest* -and that he has moved on and is in a better-
Random Person: JUST SHUT UP!
Mity: Right-o. And that concludes today's funeral.
Gilly: *crying and hugging Blade* He didn't deserve this! WHYYYYY?!
EK: WAIT! I'M NOT DEAD!
Gilly: *beating with a shovel* Yes. You. Are.
Everyone else: O.o
Gilly: Right, so, who's up for ice-cream? I made it myself! *holds out a bowl of what looks like a mixture of crushed plastic, aluminum, and some of Duo's "milk"*
Duo: I'll pass...
Majin: Same.
Mity: *inching away when he's struck by a bus*
???: HAHAHAH-*coughhackcough*-haha!
Mity's Ghost: What the hell was that for?!
???: You're a minor character. I can kill you!
Blade: ...*stares at the stuff in the bowl* *sigh* In the interest of getting laid...*takes the bowl*
Majin: PAN! DON'T DO IT! IT'S NOT WOOORTH IT!
Blade: O.o *starts eating* AGH! THE RAZORBLADES! MY GUMS!
Gilly: I added them in for flavor.
Blade: Yes...ow...that's...ow...nice...
Gilly: ^_^
*meanwhile*
???: *arguing with Mity's ghost*
Majin: *watching*
*ALL OF A SUDDEN, DUO IS KIDNAPPED! COULD THIS BE THE BEGGINING OF A PLOT?!*
Majin: I sure hope not...
Chapter 2 End
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Chapter 3-The plot forms (god help us)
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Gilly: OHMIGOD! THEY TOOK MUNCHKIN! WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!
Blade: *puking up blood on the floor* Gah...swallowed...razor blade...
Majin: *shakes his head sadly* Told you it wasn't worth it, Pan.
Gilly: *blink* Poor Blade! Munchkin's kidnapping has upset him so! But don't worry! We shall get him back!
Majin: ...actually, I think he ate your ice-cream.
Gilly: There's nothing wrong with it! I feed it to my gold fish!
Majin: You mean the dead gold fish?
Gilly: ...Right, well, I'll go call an ambulance. Majin, ???, go save Duo-kun!
Majin: do we have to...?
Gilly: Yes. Or I'll force-feed you ice-cream.
Majin: GAH! YES MA'AM!
???: *sigh* Fine...
*party formed!*
Majin, Level 1 Pan Warrior,
Equipment: Breadstick, Loaf o' armor.
???, Level 2 Bus Driver
Equipment: 133t skill.
*The two proceed to walk out and follow the trail left behind by the kidnapper*
Majin: Hmm, apparently his body is acidic...
???: No...that's not it...I know who did this! Quickly! Follow me!
*9 hours later*
???: We're almost there!
Majin: NO! WE SPENT THE LAST 9 HOURS FIGHTING RANDOM BATTLES!
???: *sullenly* Fine! Lead the way! Smart guy!
Majin: *leads them back to where they began* *takes a step to the left* *see's someone standing over Duo, holding a knife* STOP RIGHT THERE!
Figure: *turns around*
???: Just as I thought! Bandicoot guy!
Bandicoot: Indeed! It is I! And I shall slay the guardian of literacy and kill grammar and spelling!
Chapter 3 End
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Chapter 4-The Staff of Ban
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*While Majin and ??? sought Duo, the ambulance arrived*
Jr: Outta the way! I'm saving lives!
Gilly: *blink* Jr? You drive the ambulance?
Jr: Yep! Cool, ain't it? *loads Blade up* Come on Gilly! Off to the hospital!
Gilly: Yippee! Roadtrip! Roadtrip!
*And so the two set off towards the hospital, along the way they saw Adam beating a newb with a staff, and being as she'd hit every other pedestrian along the wya and didn't want to ruin her record, Jr swerved to hit him*
BATTLE START!
Adam, Power Abuser, level 16 vs. Ambulance
Adam: *splat*
Jr: Whoohoo! 16!
Gilly: Wow! He really splatted!
Jr: Yeah!
*Suddenly, a plain-wood staff with the word BAN on the side in red letters fell through the roof and into Gilly's lap*
Gilly: OOOH!
Automated Voice: You have received an item. Please pay 8 million gil so I can tell you what it-
Gilly: Open wide! *begins feeding the voice her ice-cream, damned if I know how*
Voice: AHH! NOO! ALRIGHT! It's a Staff of Ban! A very rare item!
Gilly: OOH!
Jr: YAY! WE'RE AT THE HOSPITAL! *stops suddenly*
Blade: *goes flying through the windshield*
Jr: Dangit! 5th one this week! Well, come on Gilly, let's go see if they can save him!
Gilly: Alright! *runs out and picks Blade up*
Blade: MY INSIDE! THEY BLEEEEEED! AHHHH! THE PAIN!
Jr: Ah shut up ya big baby. *kicks him in the balls*
Blade: *proceeds to faint*
Gilly: Poor baby. I'll have to make some more ice-cream just for him. I wonder how Majin and ??? are doing...
Chapter 4 End
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Duo: HA! *draws the Word Sword (Yes, that's terrible, leave me alone) and the Dicshield*
Bunny: O.O
Duo: Oh get your mind out of the gutter, dic as in dictionary.
Duo: Anyway, *SLASH!*
Bunny: *jumps up and begins biting the crap out of Duo*
Duo: AGH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! *runs away*
*the next day...*
Majin: Ah...my head...Jesus, I feel like I got hit by a tru- OH DEAR GOD *realises he's lying naked next to an equally unclothed woman, roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale*
Tom: ~Better then me. I woke up next to a galapagos turtle~
Majin: ...*shudder*
???: *screams from down the hall* GRANDMA?!
Majin: ...GAH! TOM! QUICKLY! REMOVE MY BRAIN!
Tom: *starts walking towards Majin...*
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(5/17/05 1:00 pm) Reply
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lol! this is great, Munchkin! I love it! keep it up!
Gilly: *sitting at the house with Tom, Duo, and a drooling, apparently brain-dead Majin* YOU DID WHAT?!
Tom: Well...I cut his brains out...but there really wasn't much in there. And it's not as if he used what little he had.
Gilly: Yeah, I guess your right
And so the matter was dropped.
Duo: *playing Timesplitters* GILLY! MAJIN'S DROOLING ON ME!
Gilly: Be there in a minute, Munchkin! I'm cooking dinner.
Duo:...uh, I'm goin' to Ixi's house for dinner...
Tom: ~Oh, how bad can it be?~
Duo: It put one of our friends in the hospital with internal bleeding.
Tom: ~Ah...okay...I think I'll go hunting tonight...~
Duo: Yeah...Somebody get Majin offa me! I've already taken a shower today!
*later that night...*
Gilly: *sitting at the dinner table, alone except for Majin* *sniffle* My cooking's not THAT bad! Is it Majin? ...Majin?
Majin: *was force-fed two servings*
Gilly: ...Oh well, if you'd rather play dead then eat my food, it just means more for me!
*meanwhile, with Tom and Duo*
Ixi: *crying*
Tom: ~Is she always depressed?
Duo: Yeah, pretty much...
Tom: ~Oh well...the soup's goo- IS THIS TURTLE MEAT!?~
Squirt: *looks up from where she was reading*
Vince: *in the kitchen* ...Oh @#%$...
Squirt: *runs into the kitchen and begins to brutally beat Vince* I ATE THAT YOU BASTERD!
Nikki: *laughing her ass off*
Duo: Right, so, shall we leave?
Tom:~Yes...~
Nikki: I'll go with you!
And so our heroes venture out into the world, with a new character to boot! But what will happen to poor Majin? Will Gilly's food ever get better? And what happened to ??? Do we even want to know the answer to that question? We'll have those answers and more next time on YU-GAY-H-
Blade: *turns the story off* I hate that show. Men were never meant to dress like that.
Chapter 6 end.
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(5/17/05 3:45 pm) Reply
Re: Boredomness!
It's hilarious Duo, well done! I wanna be in it!!! XD
Re: Boredomness!
Random Author's Notey Things: Wow. I'm suprised that people like this. Thanks to everyone that's posted a comment, you all get cookies! *hands them out* To anyone who feels execluded, don't worry, you'll be worked in. Oh, and be careful with Save Stat on Emulator's. That's about it! On with the chapter!
Chapter 7-Naziaga!
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Tonight we find Gilly in the Ambulance with Jr. Deja vu anyone? Anyways, this time it was for Majin.
EMT: Miss Jr!
Jr: What? *hits an old lady* HA! 10 POINTS!
EMT: This man! He doesn't have a brain!
Jr: ...so? Neither does Gilly. Or any of my other friends.
EMT: ...Well, that's true. Also, he appears to be dead.
Gilly: Well of course he's dead sillies! That's why I called you!
EMT: ...right, well, hopefully they can do something at the hospital.
Jr: *hits a woman walking across the street with a baby* HA! 50 POINTS! NEW RECORD!
*several hours later in the hospital waiting room*
Blade: *recently released*
Gilly: Want some chocolate, Blade?
Blade: Did you make it yourself?
Gilly: Nope! Jr gave it to me!
Blade: Oh, okay the- Wait! Jr? Uh, no.
Gilly: Why not?
Blade: Remember my birthday?
Gilly: Yeah! I remember your present. I-
Blade: Uhm, yes, not in public, dear. Anyways, remember the cake Jr made?
Gilly: Yep!
Blade: It had 6 pounds of rat poison in it -_-
Gilly: ...so?
Blade: *sigh* Nevermind...*sits down*
???: *suddenly runs into the room, screaming*
Jr: What's wrong with you?
???: It's my Grandma! He...she..IT'S after me!
Jr: Huh...?
Micahel Jackson: *walks in* Where are you, me pretty little sugar lum-EWW! GIRLS!
Jr: Prepare to say your last swear! Naziaga! *huge bolt of Clean, wholesome, family entertainment hits Michael Jackson*
Michael Jackson: Aww! The kiddies! I feel the images of there naked bodies empoweri- AHH! A GIRL! COOOTIE- Oh, image gone. Now! You will die, hideous female varmint! *starts to sing*
Jr: AHHH! I CAN'T STAND IT! *brain pops*
Blade: AHH! WE MUST STOP IT, GILLY, ???!
???: Right! Let's go!
PARTY FORMED!
Blade, Bladerness level 3,
Equipment: Blade of Lies, Armor of (Un)Truth
???, Bus Driver level 2
Equipment: (Not so) 133t skill
BOSS BATTLE START!
Michael Jackson: *takes on look at Gilly's Skimpy, Seductive Skirt* NOO! I'VE CAUGHT THE COOTIES! I MUST BE AHNILATED BEFORE IT CAN SPREAD! *tears off his nose to reveal a self-destruct button* *hits it*
Gilly: Jr! Jr! Are you alright?!
Jr: Naziaga...failed...me...*dies* *her spirit becomes a blue crystal*
Gilly: *sobbing*
Mity's Ghost: *appears, dressed in woman's underwear* What's going on?
Blade: O.o don't...want...to know.
Mity's Ghost: AHHH! NOO! *sucked into the crystal, half of which becomes yellow* *crystal fuses to the end of Gilly's Staff of Ban, turning it into the Scepter of Ezbread*
Blade: Well, I'll be damned. Majin's gonna love that thing.
???: ...Right, so...shalle we pretend the whole Michael-Jackson's-my-grandma thing never happened.
Blade: Sure, just promise to scrub my brain clean someday.
???: Sure. Will she be alright.
Blade: Yep, watch. Gilly! Guess what!
Gilly: *turns around*
Blade: *hands her a straw*
Gilly: *delighted* YAY! *begins to play with it*
And so another dilemna draws to a close, ??? is back with his "friends" However, this battle will give Blade nightmares for the years to come, and ??? can only thank the protective fog of alcahol to keep him from racking up millions of dollars in therapy....
???: *starts to remember what happened* AHHHHHHHH! NOOOOO! *falls to his knees...Cloud style*
Blade: If you die, I get your computer....
Chapter 7 End
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(5/18/05 12:02 am) Reply
Re: Boredomness!
*in fits of laughter*
a skimpy seductive skirt?! lol! who would fall for that?
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Kasanaru omoi kokoro tsukisasu koro
Shizuka ni tsuzuku tamerai mo nai uta
Tooku sora no kanata kara asariatta bokura no kage
Jitsugen to kimagure no naka shirusareta kioku
Surechigatta toki no uzu kuchihatetemo kimi no koe o shinjite
Hate naki yume motomeru shirube naki mirai de
Boku ga hikari nakushitemo itsuka,
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(5/18/05 3:42 pm) Reply
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I thought I was gonna be in Chapter 7...