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VampWolver
Gilly Killer,
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The Killers rawks my Sawks!,
As does Nirvana
I Want You, All Tattoo'd,
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Posts: 170
(5/18/05 12:24 pm)
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It's The Apocolypse!
This is like one of Shanny's stories, lol, except Star Wars style! Since I'm all hyped-up to see the next movie, I shall share my excitement with you all by annoying you to death with a story that probably won't last... because I only wrote this from pure insanity and probably insomnia-caused.

Chapter 01: who stole my pink lacey thong?

Somewhere, far, far away, there once was a lovely little sausage named Boudrick, and he lived happily ever after. The end.

Boudrick: ... I don't like long books.

Authoress: Shush you, this is my story! *whacks Boudrick*

Boudrick: Oww... *sulks*

Anyway, before I was interrupted: there was once a lovely little sausage named Boudrick, and he lived happily ever aft-

Boudrick: You already told us this story.

Authoress: SHUT UP! *gets out a shotgun and shoots Boudrick*

Boudrick: *too stupid to die* ... ooh, another one for the collection!

Arghhh, on with it! There once was a lovely little sausage named Boudrick, and he lived happily ever after. But that's a story for another time. For now, we have another story, one of a pink lacey thong, er, I mean, about the wars between stars, in other words, a story about Star Wars.

Boudrick: But Star Wars wasn't about a war between stars...

Authoress: Didn't I tell you to shut up?

Boudrick: Yes, but I didn't listen.

Authoress: Argh. Do you even know how the First World War was started?

Boudrick: Hang on... oh! oh! I know! An Archduke shot an Ostrich because he was hungry.

Authoress: No, Boudrick, I believe it was because someone shot the Archduke of Austria-Hungary.

Boudrick: No... I know an Ostrich was involved...

Authoress: Oh, whatever...

OK, after I was interrupted once again, this is a story about Star Wars, and the revenge of the Sith, he who knew about the mystical legend of the Sith would know that the Sith was merely a myth and the real sourse of power was actually: *dun dun dun* TEH PINK LACEY THONG OF DOOOOOM!

Authoress: Hey! A pink lacey thong of doom? Who the hell writes this rubbish?!

You do.

Authoress: Oh yeah...

Boudrick: But what do they use as lightsabers?

I was just getting to that, Boudrick. The weapons the heros were destined to have were no more than oversized popsicle sticks.

Boudrick: What about the green, blue and red glow?

Look, do you want a story, or do you want a cheesy questionnaire show featuring lesbians?!

Boudrick: ... Cheesy questionnaire show, please.

Well, too bad! So where was I? Oh yes, the green, blue and red glow actually came from the Nuclear Power Plant where all the waste actually gave these sticks super powers! They even wore capes, especially when you're not looking.

Boudrick: Ooh, I like this story...

And so, our story begins... our hero, our saviour of the universe, is anywhere, and could be anyone, including you!

Legolas: ME?!

No, you pouncy dimwitted elf!

Legolas: Aww. *pout*

I meant you!

Luke: Me?!

Yes, you! And Legolas, give me back my pink lacey thong!

Legolas: NEVER! *runs away with a pink lacey thong over his tights*

... *shoots Legolas*

Legolas: Ow! *dies*

At last, Legolas is dead! - er, I mean - oh no! Legolas is dead! Will this lead to an insane scheme of drugs, yaoi, sex, violence, murder and some inappropriate what-cha-ma-call-its?

Luke: If so, may God have mercy on us all...




Chapter 01 ends here.

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---VampWolver---


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I won't let Sakura die...

Out seeking our limitless dreams in this world with no guide

Countless memories being embedded in our hearts

Our song continues on quietly with no hesitation

You'll find our shadows at the far edge of the sky

We take forth these memories, somewhere between whim and fulfillment

Even if this whirlpool of time that we've come across falters, I believe in your
voice

Out seeking our limitless dreams in this future with no guide

Even if I lose the light, some day, you'll light up the flame within your sparkling heart

And we'll trade these fragments of our dreams for wings

Edited by: VampWolver at: 5/18/05 1:21 pm
VampWolver
Gilly Killer,
Dorugamon Lover
DC's Yo-Yo
Bjork Maniac
The Killers rawks my Sawks!,
As does Nirvana
I Want You, All Tattoo'd,
I Want You Bad!
Orange is My Font,
Like it or Not.
Posts: 167
(5/18/05 2:14 pm)
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Re: It's The Apocolypse!
Chapter 02: oh no! it's whats-his-name!

Luke Skyfocker, was on his way home from highschool. Yes, Luke did indeed go to school, and the school he went to was filled with weirdos.

Luke: One, the name is Skywalker; two, yes, they are weirdos.

You're supposed to be defending your friends, fool.

Luke: They are weirdos!

Ah, forget it... it's like teaching a monkey not to eat bananas.

Luke: Hey!

Anyway, so then suddenly... a yelp is heard! And Luke, being the nosy bastard he is, was on his way to check it out.

Luke: I'm not a nosy bastard! And I'm not gonna check it out!

Oh yes you are. *story appears as a desktop, and Luke being one of the items. Clicks the mouse on Luke and swivels him in the direction of the yelp, a house*

Luke: Ohh, that made me dizzy... *barfs*

... Ugh, I had just cleaned that.

Luke: *looks around* Hm? Where am I?

Outside Blade's house, dumbass. *a brick suddenly hits Luke*

Luke: Ow! You can't do that! That's character abuse! You don't even own me!

Yes, I don't own you: but I've rented you from some bozo so I can now do what I want with you in my story.

Luke: Aw, crap.

So anyway, outside of Blade's house, Luke was. And everything was very quiet until...

Blade: AHHHHHHH! GILLY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Gilly: Planning to chain you to the floor so I can cover you in chocolate?

Blade: ... Ooh, chocolate... uh, I mean, AHHHHH! CHOCOLATE!

Luke: *blinks* ... I don't even want to think about this.

A TV is suddenly thrown out of the house window.

Blade: Damnit! I was watching Digimon on that!

Gilly: You were staring at the evil TV screen?!

Blade: Huh? Evil TV?

Gilly: You baka! You know what this means?!

Blade: Um... that we're gonna go back inside, make babies and forget this ever happened?

Gilly: Exactly! Er, I mean, no!

(editing. XD)

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---VampWolver---


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I won't let Sakura die...

Hate naki yume motomeru shirube naki sekai de
Kasanaru omoi kokoro tsukisasu koro
Shizuka ni tsuzuku tamerai mo nai uta
Tooku sora no kanata kara asariatta bokura no kage
Jitsugen to kimagure no naka shirusareta kioku
Surechigatta toki no uzu kuchihatetemo kimi no koe o shinjite
Hate naki yume motomeru shirube naki mirai de
Boku ga hikari nakushitemo itsuka,
kimi ga tomoshitekureba kirameku mune no honoo
Tsubasa ni kawaru kibou no kakera
Katsuya Kajiki
MOD'D
Adelroth Tenebrion
Crimson & Teal D-3
Decepticon Commander
Captain Charisma
Headed for the Breakdown
Posts: 236
(5/18/05 4:17 pm)
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Re: It's The Apocolypse!
....You have a pink lacey thong?

hmm...

*plots*

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