CC Vulture Registered User
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(11/25/05 8:09 am) Reply
Mother Goose (cooked)
Yo
So, I'm bored witless on a Friday afternoon and thought I'd post some nursery rhymes, just a little nostalgic fun really. I got to thinking this last night while doing my fortnightly open-mic poetry performance. For one reason or another, at one point I said "Here's a nursery rhyme" and proceeded to deliver Humpty Dumpty. Not sure how well that went down, probably as well as old Humpts himself
Anyway, here's some more... feel free to add more (I'm *that* bored!)
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
F**ked off, and they never say Humpty again.
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If you go down to the woods today
You're in for a big surprise
Because I've organised a birthday party for you there
And all your friends will be sitting in the trees with gifts.
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Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up my c*ck
My c*ck struck one
But the other two hung on with their teeth and bit me bad.
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Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas Pie
He put in his thumb
And pulled it out quickly because the pie was hot.
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If you're happy and you know it
Walk round with an unbearably smug smile.
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