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(10/18/03 2:51 pm)
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Tales from Alalminore
Well if Base can spread Kebabia everywhere, then I'm gonna do the same with my poems. So there !
The Woodcutters Edda
Here I stand
scared
shitless
Who placed me here ?
This was not my idea
of Fun.
How much Wood can a woodcutter cut ?
before some bright hero says
"Woodcutter ! Take up thine axe against Orcs !"
All right for him
He's got a sword made by Telchar
Lardy fuckin Dar
Oh @#%$
here comes trouble
gotta go now
Got a date with Mandos.
Wet Breeches
die
you
damned
Orc !
why
don't
you
just
die ?
oh @#%$ !
the bastard's
got
a
@#%$
sw...
Who's got my blister ointment ?
Oh yes !
It's alright for Fin-bloody-Gon.
He's got a Tent,
and a servant.
Not me.
I've gotta make my own bed,
and cook my food,
and clean my axe.
Clean that Axe !
Keep it Sharp !
Watch out for Orcs !
Don't steal my Lembas matey !
My friend Menelglir
spoke to Ulfang.
Maedhros can stick
his bloody War.
Hymn of a dying Man
A
Elbe..
damn
*grunt*
got
you
Ugluk
ha !
Gilthoniel
Eru !
close
*pant*
wha...
*oof*
A Elbereth
*whoa*
bloody
Hells
Bells
Mother Var
ar....
At the sign of The Black Numenorean
Don't go drinking with Celegorm
that's my motto
from now on.
Two drinks !
he said
Two gallons !
he meant
bloody Dwarf beer
all down the front of my new tunic now
wife will be pissed
off
She think's I'm down the Lembas shop.
Wrong Race
Just one kiss of her sweet red lips would suffice
Soft eyes too blue for this mans eyes,
pierce my soul like ice
Please Eru, take this pain away
Just one day
without seeing her
Just one day's rest
Please
Thuggish by nature
Seen that advert ?
Buy a Toyota Yaris !
Good economy, comes in five fruit flavours.
O my Lovely Yaris
let me gaze at it
O my arse !
I'd drop a piano on it
while they weren't watching
I would.
That dog nearly bit me
Deep in darkest Alalminore,
in my wilder salad days
me and two mates out scrumping
for apples in the autumn haze.
Farmer Jack's apples are best
said Willy, of the sweet tooth
ah the things that are important,
to a tousled haired youth.
So, up the tree, hand over hand
went the errant bunch
and scoffing apples two by two
by way of a fruity lunch
But hark, I said, mid coxes pippin
what on earth's that noise ?
was the sound of approaching nemesis
to eat up little boys
gnash, gnash, gnash went the bulldogs teeth
an inch or two from my leg
a weeping and a wailing started up
as we began to beg
Twas many hours later, past sundown
when the Farmer was off and away
and me, and Willy and Ben crept off
to fight another day.
Arphent Cirion: i 'west hen bronatha an rîn aglar Dôr-en-Êl a bronwe Elendil Sadron. Hebithar ha aen, i cherir erin erchaim ned Annûn ar i Vin i northa or erchaim phain an uir. |
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