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Facilitypro
 (5/9/01 9:13 pm) Reply |
Top 10 reasons why some games suck 10. It's not made by Squaresoft. 9. It's in 2-D 8. One hit and you die. 7. No multiplayer. 6. It's on a system older than Playstation 2. 5. Everyone else says it sucks. 4. Bad story. 3. No FMV. 2. I couldn't beat it on my first try. And the number one reason why some games suck. . . . . . . . . . . . You can't walk diagonally.
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Crawl
Registered User (5/15/01 7:08 pm) Reply |
I LOVE FO!
11 It's not exactly like some other game I like.
12 You can't whip (or attack) in 8 directions (or is that too close to reason 1?) |
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Facilitypro 
(6/6/01 3:49 am) Reply |
Re: Top 10 reasons why some games suck 13. There's no blood. 14. King Hippo isn't in it (or any other character; just using an example we're familiar with). 15. Breasts don't bounce enough.
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Crawl
Registered User (6/6/01 10:35 am) Reply |
I LOVE FO! 16 The game is shallow because the playable character has only 2 or so useful moves, instead of 10 or more useless/unnecessary moves. |
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Flying Omelette 
Registered User (6/6/01 6:38 pm) Reply |
Another one The Zelda Theme isn't in it. |
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mickydaniels
 (6/9/01 9:11 am) Reply |
Re: Top 10 reasons why some games suck You are a madman,FP. A game has to be made by square and have FMV? You are a madman. You obviously don't know the best days of gaming, the 16-bit era.If you have to have great graphics and no gameplay would you still like it? i have no signature |
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James FP 
Registered User (6/9/01 1:06 pm) Reply |
Ummmmm He is being sarcastic...or maybe ironic, I'm not sure which is the right word. Anyway, here's one that I hate: "It's just mindless searching!" Granted...there are some games that are nothing but mindless searching, but some people use that term on any game that has even a hint of non-linearity in it. |
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Flying Omelette 
Registered User (7/13/01 9:39 pm) Reply |
.... Here's some more: - There's no voice acting - It's on a cartridge (instead of a CD) - It's "oldschool" - It's in a "played-out" genre - It's not an RPG |
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GILGAMESH911 
 (7/14/01 2:32 pm) Reply |
Re: .... there are no 100 hit insane damage moves! (FF7's Omni Slash and FF8's Renzokuken...and Lion Heart) >D Bow down,or be totally DESTROYED!!!!
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DEATHAMSTER 
Registered User (7/14/01 3:51 pm) Reply |
How about... It's not rated Teen or Mature or it's too "kiddy". The framerate isn't high enough. You can't jump. The graphics are "SNES-quality". (And that's not exactly the same as "It's in 2D", because I've seen reviews say that about 3D games, too.) |
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Flying Omelette
Registered User (7/15/01 9:29 am) Reply |
Uh... "You can't jump." The only game I've ever seen people say that about is Bionic Commando, and I thought you hated that game, too..? I especially hate that quip about the graphics being "SNES-quality". Is that even supposed to be an insult?? The SNES had great graphics! Better than alot of this polygonal crap. |
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Flying Omelette 
 (6/12/02 9:04 am) Reply |
Re: Top 10 reasons why some games suck
"And the number one reason why some games suck.......You can't walk diagonally."
Read this: Recent RPG Critic Review  I  Crawl and 1000 
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