starwind123 
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(7/20/04 11:57 pm)
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robot bar tender
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
'What's your IQ?'
The man replied, '150.'
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'
The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him, 'What's your IQ?'
The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.'
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before,
the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.'
The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'
Blessings on your coming
Blessings on your going
Blessings on all your house |
I should send this to my brother(he's a die-hard Repugnant,er,um,Republican).
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